Thursday, 21 August 2014

2014 Mini blog. Week 3.

Bye bye: Jordan - he'd been living on the ‘bread-ge’ (GEDDIT?!?!), but making raspberry haemorrhaging brioche massacre was the final straw (of wheat).

Ma Baker: Luis just sneaked past Kate on the final ‘bread-ch’ (stretch, ahem), after her Showstopper turned out to be raw.  Her little face-crumple was quite heart-breaking.

Living up to gloriously middle class stereotype: Why use a simple camembert when your supermarket cheese-counter connections can get you France's most pungent contraband fromage.  Martha proceeded to bake said stinker into a bread octopus with chutney-encased arms.

Bake craving: Hellooooo? See above.

Norman’s Conquest: He’s going to have to up his game if he wants to stay; an extra sultana is not exotic enough, Norman.  Time to crack open the darjeeling-infused balsamic rose vodka.

Next week: Mary finds something unacceptable. It is unacceptable for Mary to be presented with something she finds unacceptable. Let the (sand)witch hunt commence!

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