"Tudor Week": Hashtag lllllllllolz. Looking forward to the Hilary Mantel spin-off.
Mel & Sue Sandwich: INEXPLICABLY, it was Benjamina who left us. Errrr…. Seriously guys, how did that happen...?
Or, to put it another way...
What did Selasi wing this week?: TOTAL SURVIVAL! Also: “Just gonna bosh some steam holes in my pies with this bic”.
Ma Baker: When she’s in the running Candice’s face has this amazing tension between gritty-determination and brink-of-tears-about-to-full-on-snot-sob. I love her. And her peacock was pretty amazing (not a #smutwatch reference).
Smut-watch: What a week! Just when I thought the winner would be Selasi grimacing as he ‘pestled his mortar’ just out of shot, along came Andrew's knights and their giant caramel balls.
Blazer-watch: Mary’s party blazers are out, Sue’s Sound of Music Nazi blazers are in.
Judge-watch: Paul continued to endear himself to precisely no-one as he squeezed Jane’s bakes with seconds to spare and walked away with an unreadable expression on his face. Enjoy your dictatorship of terror at Channel 4, Paul. BUH-BYE.
Next time: The semi-final.
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