Thursday, 20 October 2016

2016 GBBO Mini blog. Semi-final

Patisserie Week

Mel & Sue Sandwich:  Tent favourite Selasi!  (And there was a veritable fight over who got prime sandwich position too.)  With the semi-final pressure upon them, Selasi finally got the fear – instead of winging it with some alternative theory about the benefits of un-sieved flour, he lost valuable time starting from scratch.  No!!!!  That’s not the Selasi way!  Then we got frowns, pacing, self-flagellation with a spatula, and finally – the sweats.  At least Perks was on hand to towel him down with a piece of torn-off kitchen roll. 

Lucky escape #1: The other three were shoo-ins, really.  At one point, Jane nearly dropped her palmiers, but Andrew invoked the “five second rule”.  (I thought it was three, but whatever…). 

Ma Baker: Andrew triumphed – to his absolute mystification.  Maybe it was his Toryminister power-squatting stance.

Lippy-watch:  The semi-final vibe was so serious Candice didn’t even take the time to reapply!  Mel expressed concerns before wielding the mulberry.

Smut-watch:  "My fondant is just oozing" worried Andrew.  "I'm just rolling in my nuts" proclaimed Candice.

Fondant-watch: How does Mr Kipling do it?  See Mary – *this* is why they go for shop-bought fondant.

Next time: The final.  Karen Harms (Andrew) versus Katie Mason (Jane) versus Sally Ramsden (Candice).  Candice’s pout FTW! 

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