Winner: Congratulations
to FRANCES! Style *and* substance - which will surely be the name of her
forthcoming cookbook. She overtook favourites Ruby and Kimberley by baking the
least-worst-looking wedding cake. Of course, the ultimate wedding cake is
one made entirely of cheese. (Tier one: giant brie, tier two: giant
camembert, tier three: decorative goat’s.)
Living up to über-competitive
stereotype: For
her wedding cake décor, Kimberley commissioned a special stamp which
printed “I love you” in twenty-eight languages. Mary still slated it.
Random ingredient of the week: I'm sure Kimberley
put a massive pepperami in her Pig Pie.
Most traumatised ex-baker: “Toby has started a
post Bake Off fitness regime and has been running to raise money for
cancer charities.” Translation: I can never bake again. At least Howard can pass on some jogging tips.
Best revenge return: Becaroon: I'M BACK – WITH A
GLAMOROUS FRINGE, BITCHES.
Blazer of
the series: Mary’s
floral bedspread jacket.
Mel and Sue: Just wonderful. So wonderful I'm going to 'like' them on Facebook. It's the ultimate.
Until next year, cake fans...
Good sketch of what happened basicallyX
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